Prayers to Jake

Prayers and Answers.

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By Jake at 2008-10-25 06:49 | Jake's blog

More proof !

I got a tattoo for Xmass.

Then tonight we found this under a biscuit !

PROOF !!! PROOF OF DIVINITY !!!!

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By Jake at 2009-02-07 03:36 | Jake's blog

Answer your door !

Sometimes it pays to be in the right place...
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" Dear Jake. I have been praying for a naked teenage chick to turn up on my doorstep with a bottle of champagne. Please get it together or I shall have to find a new object of worship.

Yours in faith.

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By Jake at 2008-10-25 06:53 | Jake's blog

They keep comming !

Take that Krishna !
I pray that at least 10,000 dollars miraculously end up on my doorstep.
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By Jake at 2008-10-24 03:38 | Jake's blog

Testimonial !

Another happy customer !
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So here's something funny...

Today my computer speakers blew out. Flat dead. Having a bit of fun, I prayed to god to fix them. Nothin'. Then I prayed to Jake, and lo and behold, my speakers worked anew... well, they're still pieces of shit, but one of them plays music again.

Then (this is a bit gross) I've been having some trouble in my nasal cavity lately. I won't get into the details, but it has made the simple act of breathing a raw, painful affair. Trying to test my experiment once more, I prayed to god and got bupkis. Then I prayed to Jake and I was healed!

I just called a guy I'm buying a bed from, but was only able to get his answering service. I can't sleep on the couch another night. I've prayed to Jake, and if the guy calls back, I may just have to melt down my mother's golden jewelry and build a shrine to Him. That's never gone wrong before, right?

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By Jake at 2008-10-24 01:19 | Jake's blog

Need to pray on the go ? Need a more direct access to the one you're praying to ? Now you can pray online using Twitter ! With Twitter you can upload your prayer and get a response within hours to your pc, cell phone, or smart phone ! Want to know if you're going to do well on that test ? Twitter a prayer to Jake ! Want world peace ? Twitter a prayer to Jake ! Want your rice not to burn ? Twitter a prayer to Jake !

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By Jake at 2008-10-22 15:10 | read more | Jake's blog