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So here's something funny...

Today my computer speakers blew out. Flat dead. Having a bit of fun, I prayed to god to fix them. Nothin'. Then I prayed to Jake, and lo and behold, my speakers worked anew... well, they're still pieces of shit, but one of them plays music again.

Then (this is a bit gross) I've been having some trouble in my nasal cavity lately. I won't get into the details, but it has made the simple act of breathing a raw, painful affair. Trying to test my experiment once more, I prayed to god and got bupkis. Then I prayed to Jake and I was healed!

I just called a guy I'm buying a bed from, but was only able to get his answering service. I can't sleep on the couch another night. I've prayed to Jake, and if the guy calls back, I may just have to melt down my mother's golden jewelry and build a shrine to Him. That's never gone wrong before, right?

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