Prayers to Jake

(clasped hands) Jake, Thanks for fixing my computer yet again, I'd be lost without you. Do you remember a few years ago when my computer wouldn't start and I couldn't figure out why so I prayed to you? Who am I kidding? Of course you do, you're Jake! I merely had to pray to you for guidance and while you weren't able to fix it instantly I did feel you speak to me; I felt you in my heart. You made me realize I needed to open the computer, and when I opened it I instantly knew why you guided me to do that. The fan over the processor was completely clogged with dust, so I took it outside and used a high pressured can of air to blow it out. The computer worked right away. Some folks would attribute this to my own knowledge of computers and understanding of science but you and I both know better.

For the last few months I've had a problem with my high powered pc, I was getting incessant blue screens. I researched the problem and found that if I updated the bios on the motherboard my problem might be solved. Of course I read that this could cause a major problem if not done correctly so I prayed to you for guidance. I created my bios cd-rom and loaded it into the computer and it didn't work. I tried again... nothing. Then I did more research and found out I needed to burn the cd rom at as slow a speed as possible, previously I had burned it too fast... of course you already knew this which must be the reason why you guided me to do more research. Thanks for making the motherboard website work as well; the faq on their site was helpful. Please bless their entire staff. When I used the new bios cd it loaded well. I've put the computer through a series of tests that would've caused me an extreme amount of trouble a week ago, but now it seems everything is working perfectly. It's all because of you Jake, thanks so much. Without you I'd be nothing. Without you I'd still be praying to Jesus. Without you I couldn't function. I'm glad to give you all the credit and refuse to accept any for myself, it seems so normal, considering how many other people in the world do the same thing... only their gods can't be proven.

In Jakes name I pray, A MAN.

THIS PRAYER BASED ON ACTUAL EVENTS